Muscle Lane.

lettersfromtheattic:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 
…But they would be all of them decieved, for another cupcake would be made. 
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

One cake to rule them all,one cake to bind them, one cake to bring them all and for my birthday bind them.

lettersfromtheattic:

filiabelialis:

everythinglordoftherings:

This better be my cake

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 

But they would be all of them decieved, for another cupcake would be made. 

In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

One cake to rule them all,
one cake to bind them,
one cake to bring them all
and for my birthday
bind them.

(via capesandspace)

paris-kills:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

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(Source: deathofadeity, via capesandspace)

impurefools:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

There are two kinds of people: those who will actively try to put out the fire, and those who will stand there uselessly screaming.

(via kayepadron)

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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(via awesomelyadorableanimals)